In a span of two weeks, Urgent Care told me to find a physical therapist, the eye guy told me to find an optometrist (?), the dentist told me to find and orthodontist – and then advised me to get my heart murmur checked again (after 3 years) so find a physician!

Isn’t there like a jack of all trades Dr. that can just do everything for me in one session? Who has time for all of that?

Just toe-tag me already and stuff me in a bag - I'm obviously falling apart! Goodness, I was going to have my car tuned-up, but I can only afford myself at this point.